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Sites mocking Objectivism:

Hong Kong Masterpiece Theater Presents: Atlas Shrugged, with Michelle Yeoh as Dagny Taggart, Chow Yun Fat as Hank Rearden, and Jet Li as John Galt.

A Separate Anthem by "Emily."

The Confessions of Ayn Rand "is quite timely in view of her recent Beatification and of the consequent revival of the Rand cult."

Truly heroic, The Abridged Atlas Shrugged is about two pages long.

If ____ Had Written Atlas Shrugged gives synopses where Atlas Shrugged is written by other authors.

Oscar Shrugged, a recounting of The First Galt's Gulch Film Festival.

The Floating Head of Ayn Rand: One woman. One movement. One head. One destiny.

Closely related is the Ayn Rand Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval - Your sure sign of a rational product!

Objectivst Pickup Lines: "Wanna let me come over and break your fireplace?"

Value and Fact by Peter Leonard, originally published in the April 1, 1996 issue of The Philosophical Activist.

Ayn Rand's Cookbook Marginalia: "Ayn Rand did not take food as a 'metaphysical given.' She regarded food as man-made. Food, she realized, is something that has to be produced."

The "Benevolent Rape" Scene? is a re-working of the famous rape scene from The Fountainhead

The Semi and the Butcher answers the question which has plagued philosophers and the general public for centuries: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

The 25 Most Inappropriate Things An Objectivist Can Say During Sex needs no explanation.
Thanks Kaustuv

Objectifism, an enthusiastic site whose goal is "to make everyone in the world to be Objectifists by the year 2005."

The One with the Fountainhead is a parody of (what else?) The Fountainhead modelled around a two-part episode of Friends.

Forum 2000 frequently makes fun of Objectivism and their Ayn Rand SOMAD. After a brief hiatus, Forum 2000 has been reborn as Forum 3000 under the rule of the Ayn Rand SOMAD. (Forum 2000 also redirects to Forum 3000 now)

Andrej Bauer shows us how to become an Objectivist in ten easy steps. Andrej is also the theoretical father of SOMADs and the chief architect of Forum 2000.

Features of the Objectivist Operating System is one of the Topbot Lists from Scott Davies's Goof-off Page.

An Objectivist Party Game. "[Current leader of the Ayn Rand Institute (ARI)] Leonard Peikoff said that when he was first learning Objectivism, he was helped by playing this game." The object is "draw a connection between two concepts you pull randomly out of a hat."

A parody of The Fountainhead, starring Skull Force. "I'm going to work in a quarry upstate. And you're lucky I don't take your spine with me as a souvenir!"

Charles Atlas Shrugged, a comic from Brunching Shuttlecocks, one of the web's premier humor sites.

Leonard Peikoff: Who Needs Him?, a collection of stories detailing the foibles of the leader of ARI, from Chris Wolf's What's REALLY Wrong With Objectivism?

Atlas Danced, a short CMU in-jokish parody of Atlas Shrugged. Properly mocks Rand's tacky phrasing and stilted sense of rhetoric.

Atlas Shr, a glimpse into alternate universes where Ayn Rand's books are all 400 pages shorter.

Sewer, Gas & Electric is a novel by Matt Ruff which is a rough parody of Atlas Shrugged.
Thanks mhock

An Open Letter To Ayn Rand speaks for itself.
Thanks mhock

The Phatmaster (44 of 53) is Martin Hock's self-proclaimed "crappy comic parody" of Atlas Shrugged. There are other references to Rand in his comics, none flattering.

Objectivism and Everything(2)
Thanks kaustuv

Libertarian Man dates a Randian girl, on Attack Cartoons.

Objectivity 'N' Me: A True Confession A confession of an Objectivist's secret sins, by Scott Ryan.

Scott Ryan has lots more Objectivist mockery, like FACTISM, The Joyous, Life-Affirming, Benevolent, Liberating, Rational Philosophy of Novelist Arna de Ramm, and The Pumpkinhead. Also, he has a short review of The Giant Treasury of Objectivist Humor ("Q: Why won't Leonard Peikoff wear a digital watch? A: Because he's a second-hander").

A Fairy Tale is a subtle story about Ayn Rand which doesn't make any references to her at all.
Thanks Bob Wallace

Bob The Angry Flower, which I found posted on a CMU bboard.